I think it’s saying how people are outraged at trump for breaking the constitution but won’t arrest him

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

my sister once tricked me into eating a rock when I was little.
I’m… uh… not a nazi now??

don’t even know where you’re going with this

BABY

pirated cartridges

what

yesterday I had:

• 1 slice of leftover pizza
• 1 bowl of ice cream
• 2 pop tarts

today I am going to eat the equality of the mass of the sun

when I was little I would wait for the water to warm up, then pull the thing to turn on the shower head. But there’s like 2 seconds of freezing water in the tube to the shower head so I would have to really quickly pull it, run back to the edge of the shower, and block it with the shower curtain. It had a 50% chance of failure and I did it for years

cats would be PISSED to learn that we can lie and they can’t

I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad

Sidenote, the modern web is so fucked because how am I supposed to teach a kid that I would trust the random website “paper.wtf” I have never seen before with literally “meow” randomly above their article MORE than businessinsider.com which is like at the top of every search result

me with @[email protected]

“enough dancing, get back to work.”

I don’t like the execution, but it’s good in concept

so you’d pay if there was a free trial?

I’ve gotten that before too

as someone who works in a grocery store* off the top of my heat I cannot remember any customer (I don’t know outside of work) OTHER than a funny Irish man and someone with a confederate flag shirt.

when I’m on cart duty i DO remember bumper stickers though, I take photos of the funny ones sometimes. Also bugs/birds/cats/etc are all free reign to gawk at.

a tiny spider I saved while cleaning out one of the check out areas

fluffy cadpiller!!! 🐛🐛

I got bored and little bits of stuff fall off sometimes so I started collecting them. This isn’t an animal but it’s a nice memory 🌻

uhhhhhhhhh

???

*also technically I’m a “front end service” something, so I bag and do carts and clean sometimes, but it’s close enough to a cashier

as long as it’s a debate and not an argument I’m happy to go back and forth with someone about my opinions

more context

a [femme fatale is a] mysterious, beautiful, and seductive woman whose charms ensnare her lovers, often leading them into compromising, deadly traps.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femme_fatale

all for a missing chuck of flesh!