”Im a bitch,
I’m a lover,
I’m a cat churning butter.
(Created in German-ay,
circa the 12th centur-ay.)”

“Sort by number of issues sold.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW5upASa-8

When I was six I fell asleep with my head on a pile of Hotwheels.

Now I have to spend ten minutes beating an expensive pillow into just the right shape.

synth montage music

That joke had to come from a femur dream.

Everyone who wants out starts shaving without lotion.

Stress.

I’ll double-check the source of the second photo, but it looks like the original picture is taken from the back and the second is taken from the front.

Add: Yeah, it’s not the EXACT SAME dress worn to the wedding where the original picture came from, but it is the same design by the same maker.

…Also, THIS is the source the second photo came from and today I learned that the dress actually did drive people insane! Holy fuck! 😭

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/man-whose-mother-law-wore-225725928.html

As an adult, trying to think about the logistics of a furry dog shaving in the morning makes no sense at all. But I always loved it when Snoopy smiled like that.

Small child: “Grandpa, tell us about the banana wars again!”

Old man: “The year was 2026, that was before 3D-printed food…”

Because no one has posted the other photos:

And this is a photo of the same dress taken under proper lighting:

He’s building up to something.

And Japan has Muji.

I am now accepting offers to be some rich person’s hermit.

I actually really like this. Slightly tongue-in-cheek having Supes stepping on his own logo.

For ‘driving’ reasons.

Now I’m curious, what is the oldest telephone that would work with a handset modem?

Why does a paper desk calendar have Facebook emoji?

Sliiiiightly racist by today’s standards.

I don’t remember where I saw it, possibly Loony Toons, but there was some old skit where the sidekick got shot in the first five seconds and the hero walks over to a huge gumball machine filled with people and gets a spare sidekick for the remainder of the show.